The age-old tradition of naming boats has taken a hilarious turn in the internet era.
While sailors of old might have chosen names like “Sea Spirit” or “Wave Dancer,” today’s boat owners are embracing their inner memester with clever, slightly risqué names that turn heads at the marina.
Here’s our collection of the best meme-inspired boat names that’ll make fellow boaters either laugh out loud or shake their heads in disbelief.
Read on.
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Nautical Puns & References
- Unsinkable II
- Boaty McBoatface 2.0
- Ships and Giggles
- What Could Go Wrong
- Knot Today Satan
- Wet Dream
- Cirrhosis of the River
- Master Baiter
- Nauti Buoy
- Sea You Later
- Aquaholic
- Ship Faced
- Dock Blocker
- Pier Pressure
- Wave Down
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Internet Culture Classics
- I Can Has Sailboat
- Much Float, Very Boat
- This Is Fine Boat
- Netflix and Sail
- In Ship Shape
- Ctrl + Sea
- Alt + F Floats
- Error 404: Fish Not Found
- Internet Explorer (because it’s slow)
- Upload in Progress
Meme References
- Karen’s Revenge
- OK Boater
- Boat Go Brrr
- Sus Ship
- Among Waves
- Doge Waters
- One Does Not Simply Dock
- Y U No Anchor
- Hide the Pain Herald
- Stonks Float
Pop Culture Puns
- OnlyFins
- Sea-zza
- WAP (Wet Ass Pontoon)
- Yacht My Ex Out
- Tide Pods
- Sea Awards
- Insta-Graham
- TikTok on the Dock
- Snapchatter Box
- Reddit Gold Digger
NSFW Names
- Seamen Demon
- Only Waves
- Buoy Toy
- Ship Happens
- Deep Sea Dating
- Wake and Bake
- Motorboating Pro
- Harbor Hopper
- Floats With Benefits
- Sea Men Required
Dad Joke Territory
- Dock Side Story
- No Ragrets
- Knot Working
- Sail La Vie
- Float My Boat
- Wreck-reational Vehicle
- Mast Confusion
- Harbor No Guilt
- Yacht To Be Kidding
- Pier Reviewed
Modern Problems
- Working From Boat
- Zoom Meeting
- Climate Change Is Not Cool
- Gas Price Runner
- Nice Boat
- Social Fishancing
- Quaranteam
- Essential Vessel
- Remote Worker
- Inflation Floats
- WiFi on Water
Conclusion
Naming your boat is a chance to showcase your personality and humor while making a splash in the boating community.
Whether you choose a clever pun, a meme reference, or something slightly scandalous, remember that your boat’s name will be your calling card on the water.
Just be prepared for the occasional eye-roll from the harbor master and know that you might have to explain some of these references to your grandparents.
Whatever you choose, make sure it floats your boat – pun absolutely intended.
Note: Always check local maritime regulations regarding boat naming conventions, as some areas may have restrictions on certain types of names.
